Thou Art All Ice

I like that there are many different kinds of ice. It seems refreshing that there are so many options for all of us--like someone is looking out for us. Here at the office we have bumpy ice, the kind that's rough and easy to chew. That is my favorite. My other favorite is airplane ice, the one with the hole in the middle that you can stick your tongue through. I feel rather strongly in my dislike of the standard cube ice that comes in most ice trays. I'm not a fan either of the longer rectangular ice made by most freezer ice machines. That ice is too slimy and aggressive at the same time.